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Relationships are just down right tough at college. I'm pretty sure that most of The Taken are blaming the rule against co-ed living arrangements, but: 1) theres nothing we can do about it and 2) it wouldn't make maintaining a sex life any easier anyway. You'd still have a roommate. But with my facts and wisdom, your bed might be busier than the red light district downtown.
Let's all face the obvious. Your roommate unconditionally hates your girlfriend^*, and there is nothing you can do about it. Sure, he^** may tell you the exact opposite, hell, he may not even know it himself. But deep down, your lover is nothing but a nuisance to your roommate. He hates everything about her. The way she dresses. The way he has to mind his own business when she's giggling, or at least try to. The way he has to leave the room to strip or get himself laid. And most of all, the way he hates having to be cautious about opening the door and seeing you butt naked. Oh, the fear.
In the same light, your girlfriend hates your roommate. In fact, I guarantee it. Odds are, unless you're a new student, you're friends with your roommate and can joke around all the time, and ::gasp:: have a good time together, without her. As hard as she may try not to, your girlfriend will resent this. She will also want to get laid when she wants to, not a second later. If the only thing stopping her is your roommate, then what do you expect? So, he hates her, she hates him. Now what?
Theres plenty you can do to ensure both your girlfriend and roommate will stay happy with you. First, talk to your roommate. Let him know when you need the room, like on a special occasion. Hints do not work. I repeat, hints do not work. Odds are, he wont be able to say no, unless he's a real jerk or you gave him 20 minutes notice. So give him at least a few days to make alternate plans. That way if he says no, you know he sucks.
Limit your sexiles. For those who don't know what a sexile is, its when you throw your roommate out, sometimes after begging and pointing out a very mean hard on. It can come to that. A few every now and again is ok, everyone understands the energy of a college student. And for the love of God, just make sure to clean everything up before he gets back.
Since your goal is to stay on your roommates goodside, I highly recommend NOT having sex when he is in the room. Just ask him to leave, he'll be grateful. It's rude, and, well, how would you feel. The only exception is if your roommate gives you permission. Which is rare. Very rare. But it happens. And if you are so lucky as to have such an awesome roommate, I recommend getting him something. Possibly a fern.
Your best idea overall is just to schedule your sex around your roommate. Get copies of each other's schedule. It works. Flawlessly. And an even bigger plus, all three of you will be pleased.
College is really sweet. You can do whatever you want and party, err, study all night long. With these pointers, the right moves, and some cologne, you can even turn your dorm into a Motel 6. Well leave the light on for you.
^*"Girlfriend", in conjunction with feminine pronouns, was used out of my own laziness. I am aware ½ of you probably have boyfriends.
^**"He", in reference to your roommate, was used out of my own laziness. I am aware ½ of you are probably chicks and have chick roommates.

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	Relationships are just down right tough at college. I'm pretty sure that most of The Taken are blaming the rule against co-ed living arrangements, but: 1) theres nothing we can do about it and 2) it wouldn't make maintaining a sex life any easier anyway. You'd still have a roommate. But with my facts and wisdom, your bed might be busier than the red light district downtown. Let's all face the obvious. Your roommate unconditionally hates your girlfriend^, and there is nothing you can do about it. Sure, he^* may tell you the exact opposite, hell, he may not even know it himself. But deep down, your lover is nothing but a nuisance to your roommate. He hates everything about her. The way she dresses. The way he has to mind his own business when she's giggling, or at least try to. The way he has to leave the room to strip or get himself laid. And most of all, the way he hates having to be cautious about opening the door and seeing you butt naked. Oh, the fear. In the same light, your girlfriend hates your roommate. In fact, I guarantee it. Odds are, unless you're a new student, you're friends with your roommate and can joke around all the time, and ::gasp:: have a good time together, without her. As hard as she may try not to, your girlfriend will resent this. She will also want to get laid when she wants to, not a second later. If the only thing stopping her is your roommate, then what do you expect? So, he hates her, she hates him. Now what? Theres plenty you can do to ensure both your girlfriend and roommate will stay happy with you. First, talk to your roommate. Let him know when you need the room, like on a special occasion. Hints do not work. I repeat, hints do not work. Odds are, he wont be able to say no, unless he's a real jerk or you gave him 20 minutes notice. So give him at least a few days to make alternate plans. That way if he says no, you know he sucks. Limit your sexiles. For those who don't know what a sexile is, its when you throw your roommate out, sometimes after begging and pointing out a very mean hard on. It can come to that. A few every now and again is ok, everyone understands the energy of a college student. And for the love of God, just make sure to clean everything up before he gets back. Since your goal is to stay on your roommates goodside, I highly recommend NOT having sex when he is in the room. Just ask him to leave, he'll be grateful. It's rude, and, well, how would you feel. The only exception is if your roommate gives you permission. Which is rare. Very rare. But it happens. And if you are so lucky as to have such an awesome roommate, I recommend getting him something. Possibly a fern. Your best idea overall is just to schedule your sex around your roommate. Get copies of each other's schedule. It works. Flawlessly. And an even bigger plus, all three of you will be pleased. College is really sweet. You can do whatever you want and party, err, study all night long. With these pointers, the right moves, and some cologne, you can even turn your dorm into a Motel 6. Well leave the light on for you. ^"Girlfriend", in conjunction with feminine pronouns, was used out of my own laziness. I am aware ½ of you probably have boyfriends. ^*"He", in reference to your roommate, was used out of my own laziness. I am aware ½ of you are probably chicks and have chick roommates.
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